Winners are grinners, AFL and ABC Local Radio Awards

Friday 28 September Grand Final Day Jane Longhurst will be in the Local Grandstand chair this weekend, tune in from 11am. And catch the Grand Final action tomorrow live from the MCG from 2pm. In the meantime you can follow the lead-up on the dedicated Grandstand page, click the link below. If you prefer your commentary with a twist then you might wish to go to our sister station ABC NewsRadio for The Festival of the Boot Part 1 with Roy and HG Grandstand AFL ABC Local Radio Awards                                             This week we have changes to the line up while some of our regular presenters and producers head to Sydney for the annual ABC Local Radio Awards. Ryk Goddard will be taking time off to host the awards night. Your Afternoons, represented by Penny Terry, is up for Local Program of the Year while Joel Rheinberger is nominated in Content Maker category. 936 ABC Hobart has been nominated for Station of the Year. Good luck to all our finalists. Due to the Awards there are some changes in the line up. On Thursday and Friday, Breakfast listeners will wake up to Chris Wisbey and Your Afternoons will be in the capable hands of Jo Spargo. On air schedule And the winner is ... The winner of the 50 books news story competition is Damien Blackwell with his tongue in cheek, risque news item, thank you to all those who entered. Just to remind you, the challenge was to incorporate at least 25 titles from the 50 Books - see the link below to check out the actual titles. Nine Day No Leg Over Spawns Outrage Absolution Creek, Batavia: The Traitor Queen today decreed No Sex in the City for Nine Days. The Queen's copulation ban comes just 24 hours After Velocity News broke The Engagement of Clementine and the Surprise Visitor. The Queen warned subjects from Lighthouse Bay to Wattle Creek to expect a Cold Grave if her order was defied. 'During Days Like These, Time Thieves have my authority to extend the no sex period indefinitely' she said. The Children of the King, known throughout the shire as 'A confusion of Princes' or 'Royal Flush', were outraged by the Queen's ban. 'What Rotten Gods have our Queen in their thrall?' demanded Prince Braveheart. 'For My Hundred Lovers this could be an Endless wait' remarked another. 'Is this The Price of Valour?' Mickey O, who famously sued the Queen for damages after The Boy who fell to Earth tumbled from the shire's 26 Storey Tree house, urged the princes to petition the White Ninjas to void the Queen's decree. 'This is the Legacy of Lord Regret visited anew' said Mickey. 'Say you're Sorry, Queen and remove the ban or the shire will run with Blood.' Velocity News contacted The Prez about the ban but he declined to comment. This week's quiz For those who enjoy yummy treats, we have delicious baking ; a special issue of cake, tart and pie recipes. To go in to the draw, tell me, via return email, one of our nominees for an award in the ABC Local Radio Awards. You have until midnight Sunday. >>50 Books To access the 936 ABC Hobart website go to: Home | Schedule | Events | Contact | Newsletter Subscribe or Unsubscribe © 2009 Australian Broadcasting Corporation | Privacy Policy ABC, 1-7 Liverpool Street, Hobart, Tas 7000, Australia