
 |  | Ode to Annie
This week Annie Warburton, after thirty years at the ABC, was given a rousing send off by her friends and colleagues. Annie began her broadcast career in Darwin in 1983 before arriving in Hobart in 1990 where she has been a familiar voice on Local Radio ever since. A Poetic Tribute by Mike Kerr I was trying to think of an appropriate way to say goodbye to Annie, As a professional colleague, as a fellow writer, as a bibliophile, as a lover of this place where we live, and unashamedly, as a huge fan of her radio show. Radio people don't just disappear, of course. They are forever in the ether, their voices in our ears and their sensibilities in our hearts. Radio people do not go quietly. They are not like lawyers, who as we know are disbarred and distorted. Should they go like electricians, who are delighted? Or Like cowboys, who are deranged. Or worse, like models, who are deformed, defaced, deposed and those modelling underwear are debriefed. Those that become movie stars are defamed. Drycleaners also suffer various fates. They are depressed, decreased and depleted. Musicians are decomposed, private eyes are detailed and spies debugged. Tennis players defaulted, but it's deserved, while skiers are declined. Lance Armstrong, by the way, was detoured. Organ transport surgeons are departed and delivered. Podiatrists simply suffer defeat. Appraisers are devalued and fishermen debated. Heating, ventilation and air conditioning guys are deducted. None of this compares with teachers, who are detested. Bakers are defloured and clerical staff, worse, defiled. Hookers, at least, are just delayed. Politicians are devoted, of course, and in the Westminster system, parliamentarians are dismembered. Where then, does this leave our Annie Warburton? Try as I might, I could not find the appropriate word. And of course, that's the answer. There is no way, no word, nothing that adequately describes the delicious, delightful, delectable Annie Warburton. >> Farewell Annie
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